2021 Articles:

• Democrats Attempt to Trademark The Slogan "F*** The President" (12/28/2021)
• CNN Denies Giving the Chris Cuomo Situation Special Treatment Claiming They Show All Left-Wing Scandals Equal Apathy (12/4/2021)
• On Thanksgiving Elizabeth Warren Reminds Everyone How She Historically Oppressed Herself (11/26/2021)
• Energy Secretary Granholm Unaware Of Where Oil Comes From (11/24/2021)
• Milwaukee County DA Who Let Driver Out On Bail After Running Someone Over Says He Had No Idea Driver Would Run Someone Over (11/24/2021)
• Liberals Fear Rittenhouse Verdict Means It’s No Longer Safe for Liberal Mobs To Chase People Down and Beat Them (11/22/2021)
• Democrats Claim The Solution To Alcoholism Is To Drink More (11/19/2021)
• CNN Complains that Kyle Rittenhouse Unfairly Benefitted from Overwhelming Exculpatory Evidence (11/10/2021)
• Democrats Accuse Republicans Who Chant “Let’s Go Brandon” of Culturally Appropriating Democrat Culture (11/7/2021)
• The Loudoun County School Superintendent Who Blatantly Lied About A Sexual Assault Launches An Independent Investigation Into How His Lie Happened (11/6/2021)
• AOC Claims McAuliffe Lost Because His Stupid Positions Just Weren’t Stupid Enough (11/5/2021)
• Climate-Conscious World Leaders Fly 400 Private Jets Glasgow to Discuss Banning Your Gasoline-Powered Lawn Mower (11/1/2021)
• Terry McAuliffe Denies He’s Made His Whole Campaign About Trump - And Blames that False Allegation on Trump (11/1/2021)
• To Achieve Equity Woke MLB Takes Last Night’s World Series Victory Away From Atlanta And Gives It To Houston (10/31/2021)
• NRA Approves of Implementing Gun Control on Alec Baldwin (10/30/2021)
• Jen Psaki Claims The President’s Entire 90-Minute CNN Townhall Appearance Was Taken Out Of Context (10/23/2021)
• Psaki Claims That Only Those Who Are Stupid or Incompetent Can’t See The President’s New Mask (10/19/2021)
• If the Media Won’t Help Sell Democrats’ Bills, Pelosi Threatens To Throw Them Out Of The Democratic Party (10/19/2021)
• Don Lemon Now Claims Joe Rogen Puts Road Deicer On His French Fries (10/18/2021)
• Thousands of Foolish Haitians Travel Right Past Socialist Paradise Cuba to Get to Racist Del Rio Texas (9/22/2021)
• Whoopi Goldberg Proposes Raising Taxes On the Top 0.875% Instead of the Top 1% So That She’ll Be Excluded (9/20/2021)
• Sources Say Durham Investigation May Be Close to Releasing a New Photograph of John Durham Scowling (9/17/2021)
• Democrats Put Their Standards on Display at The Met Gala Event (9/14/2021)
• WH Audio Technician Misunderstands Kamala Harris’ Request to “Pull the Plug on Joe” (9/14/2021)
• The Mainstream Media Grants Special Dispensation: "A White Person Attacking a Black Man While Wearing A Gorilla Mask
  is Temporarily Not Racist" (9/11/2021)
• Biden Calls Afghanistan Withdrawal an “Extraordinary Success” Because the Military Used Everyone’s Preferred Pronouns (8/31/2021)
• CDC Fights COVID Pandemic by Defining the Proper Woke Terms for People (8/30/2021)
• Woke NBA Names Elderly Gay Asian Woman League MVP (6/18/2021)
• Jen Psaki Makes Mainstream Reporters Forget About the Border Crisis Using a Jedi Mind Trick (5/10/2021)
• CIA Starts Using Woke People Pontificating as an Enhanced Interrogation Technique (5/4/2021)
• Right-Wing Bishops Dare to Question Doctrine Dictated by Very Catholic Biden (5/1/2021)
• Tulane Hires Hunter Biden to Teach Class on Nepotism (4/29/2021)
• After Chauvin Verdict, Biden Signs Executive Order to Give Protesters Free TVs Anyway (4/21/2021)
• BLM Co-Founder Claims People Should Ignore When Marxist Race-Hustlers End Up Getting Rich (4/14/2021)
• Republicans Propose Closing the Border “Just For Two Weeks” to “Flatten the Curve” (4/7/2021)
• Al Sharpton: “We Shall Say 'Racism' Again To You If You Do Not Appease Us” (3/26/2021)
• Kamala Harris and Bill Clinton to Hold Pro-Women Talk entitled “Empowerment Through Extramarital Activity” (3/26/2021)
• DHS Secretary Announces Plan to Entertain Bored Immigrants With Big Game of Hide-And-Seek (3/25/2021)
• Washington Post Lays Off Their Pool of False Trump Quote Writers (3/23/2021)
• NCAA Cancels March Madness Basketball Tournament – Gives Every School Participation Trophies (3/21/2021)
• AP Criticizes Republicans for Pointing Out the Cuomo Harassment Story was an Opportunity for the AP to Actually Practice Journalism (3/15/2021)
• Warner Brothers Cancels Pepe Le Pew Because He Offensively Stereotypes Prominent Democrats (3/10/2021)
• After ‘Defunding The Police,’ NYC First Lady Suggests Creating a Group of Designated Badge-Carrying Citizens to Intervene in Violent Crimes (3/8/2021)
• Cuomo Claims He Was Just Encouraging Young Female Staffers to Emulate Kamala Harris (3/8/2021)
• Governor Newsom Calls Texas Governor Abbott “Reckless” For Changing His State’s COVID Rules Instead of Just Violating Them (3/7/2021)
• Toyota Announces the 2021 “Woke” Prius with Optional Virtue Signals (3/6/2021)
• "Fredo" Cuomo Says CNN Policy Prevents Him From Taking Sides Against the Family (3/5/2021)
• Woke Man Ashamedly Admits He Has a Penis. And It’s White. (3/3/2021)
• Woke Movement Celebrates Victory After Nullifying the Gender
  of a Plastic Potato (3/2/2021)
• Virginia School Bans Dr. Seuss Books Claiming They Include Racist Portrayals of Mythical Creatures (2/28/2021)
• Biden Administration Favors Re-entering Iran Nuclear Deal Because We Just Didn’t Give Iran Enough Money Last Time (2/25/2021)
• MSNBC Criticizes Governor DeSantis For Vaccinating Seniors For COVID Instead Of Killing Them With It (2/23/2021)
• Joe Scarborough Believes Federal Court Houses Sell Tacos (2/21/2021)
• COVID Virus Mutated On January 20th and Now No President Could Be Expected to Control It (2/20/2021)
• Latest COVID Lockdown Closes US Border and Requires Illegals to Immigrate Virtually (2/20/2021)
• AOC Claims the Windmills Failed in Texas Because They Didn’t Build Windmills in Texas (2/18/2021)
• Snopes Rates Assertion That Democrats Should Be Held To The Same Standards As Republicans As “Mostly False” (2/17/2021)
• Bombshell Revelations Come Out Regarding Cuomo’s Nursing Home Fiasco Yet CNN Claims “I See Nothing!” (2/15/2021)
• Unemployed Rachel Dolezal Encouraged to Simply Identify as Employed (2/13/2021)
• On Biden’s First Official Call with China He Orders Kung Pao Chicken (2/12/2021)
• Disney Claims Gina Carano’s Tweets “Denigrate People Based on Their Cultural and Religious Identities” but Chinese Uyghur Concentration Camps Do Not (2/11/2021)
• Putin is Furious that Biden is Allowing Russia to Sell More Natural Gas to Germany (2/10/2021)
• Biden Puts KC’s Offensive Line Coach in Charge of Border (2/9/2021)
• During Impeachment “Not My President” Movement Temporarily Changes Name to “Still Our President” (2/9/2021)
• After 13-Month Groundbreaking Investigation The Washington Post Discovers the COVID-19 Virus Came From China (2/7/2021)
• CDC Recommends Superbowl Parties Avoid Watching Sports (2/6/2021)
• ACLU Claims Believing Sex Is Determined By Science is Anti-Science (2/6/2021)
• David Hogg Launches the Me Me Me Pillow Company (2/5/2021)
• Canada to Create COVID Vaccine that Will Politely Reason with the Virus (2/5/2021)
• DNA From Prehistoric Homo Sapiens Shows Neanderthals Must Have Occasionally Had One-Night Standards (2/4/2021)
• Media Hails Pete Buttigieg as the First Openly Gay Cabinet Member Not Named Ric Grenell (2/3/2021)
• Television Academy to Also Award Emmys to Joseph Goebbels, Baghdad Bob, and Guy Who Altered Soviet Photos (2/3/2021)
• Punxsutawney Pelosi Says There Will be 6 More Weeks of Impeachment (2/2/2021)
• John Kerry Insists the US Must Reduce its Carbon Emissions to Offset His Use of his Private Jet (2/1/2021)
• Robinhood App Shuts Down to Prevent Stealing from the Rich to Give to the Poor (1/29/2021)
• Biden Announces Bold New COVID Plan that Will “Not Change the Trajectory of the Pandemic in the Next Several Months” (1/25/2021)
• Democrats Call for Unity. Democrats are Against Dissent. Democrats have Always been Against Dissent. (1/23/2021)
• Biden Signs Pre-Executive Order Stating that At the Inauguration Walls Will Work (1/19/2021)
• Biden Contemplates 'Truth Commission' to Investigate Government Disinformation - Taps Music Legend to Head Investigations Into Democrats (1/19/2021)
• Twitter CEO Fears that Banning Trump Might Have Set a Precedent that Forces Them to Ban World Leaders that Actually Support Terrorism (1/15/2021)
• Democrats Vow to Use Increased Government Control, Violent Protests, Censorship, Gun Control, Enemies Lists, and Authoritarian Tactics to Fight Trump’s Fascism (1/15/2021)
• Democrats Seek to Have the Name of Trump be Stricken from Every Book and Tablet, and Erased From the Memory of Men for All Time (1/11/2021)
• CNN Accidentally Airs a Commercial Without a Mixed-Race Couple (1/11/2021)
• Debbie Wasserman Schultz Praises the House for Removing Gender-References in Words but Fails to Notice Her Own Name
  (1/5/2021)